IT Support

I found this cleverly written mash-up between relationship problems and IT Support in my e-mail so I wanted to share this with all of you. Enjoy! ^_^

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

Moving On

A new semester has arrived. A new chapter in my life. A new beginning.

I have new groups to teach this semester: BMD1D3, ISD3E1, CSD3S3 and ACB6K2.

I want to move on with my life. Therefore, the condolences have to stop. Thank you.

She's Gone

The life support machine beeped furiously.

The family members stood around the hospital bed, watching the unconscious 53-year-old mother. Even though her eyes were closed, it was transparent that she fought to stay alive. This was evident because she slowly moved her lips in a silent scream and weakly gripped her husband's hand who was in tears, struggling to whisper holy words in her ear.

The whole family were unable to hold back tears as they read the Yasin. Occasionally, they glanced helplessly at the life support machine which continued to beep noisily in the deathly silent ward. The noise grew slower and the eldest son began to fear that it is going to stop soon. But he tried to be positive; so he imagined that everything will be all right.

Eventually, just as he had feared, the life support machine grew silent. Silent tears poured down the faces of the family members. She's gone.

So much for positive thinking.

I had watched this scene before in a TV drama. I never thought that I will actually go through the same situation. And I never imagined that it would be so heartbreaking.

Tonight is the last night for tahlil. I couldn't help feeling empty :(

Beloved Mother
Habibah bte Mohd Ali
5/11/1956 - 27/6/2010

I will miss you, Mother. Rest in peace.

Al-Fatihah.

Want to study in UiTM Segamat?

For SPM leavers who wish to further their studies, why not study in UiTM Segamat? We have a special offer just for you. Starting next semester, a new course will be introduced. The new course is Pre-Commerce (PD003). It is only offered here in UiTM Segamat. SPM leavers year 2005 and above are encouraged to apply.

So what are the pre-requisites?

To apply, you will need to have four credits:

Bahasa Melayu (compulsory)

Pass: English and Maths

Credit: 3 other subjects (core or elective)

Students who have passed this program are entitled to pursue their studies in one of the following diploma programs in UiTM:

Perakaunan, Pengurusan Perniagaan, Sains Pentadbiran & Polisi, Pengurusan Hotel & Pelancongan, Pengurusan Maklumat, Pengurusan & Teknologi Pejabat, Seni Lukis & Seni Reka, Komunikasi & Pengajian, Sains Sukan & Rekreasi

Closing date for all applications is before 25 APRIL 2010.

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Reasons why you should come and study here:

1. Economical study fees

2. Serene & peaceful surroundings (I personally love foggy, misty mornings here)

3. A truly conducive environment for studying

4. Fully equipped TEC (Technology-Enabled Classroom) complete with air-conditioner in every classroom

5. New academic buildings and classrooms to cater to the growing number of students

6. Gunung Ledang is just 45 minutes away.

7. You could meet Hanis Zalikha here :P

Basically, you will ♥ studying here ;)

Klinik Drift in UiTM Segamat

I just love campus life. There are so many happening events this semester and these two are some of them:

Selangkah ke UiTM

Yesterday, the results of SPM 2009 were announced in secondary schools all over Malaysia and I would like to congratulate those who did well in this important public examination.

So dear students... what do you plan to do now? Work? Or study? Your best bet is to study.

Well, instead of continuing your studies in Form Six at any public schools, would you like to further your studies at UiTM?

UiTM Segamat will be holding an expo at Dataran Segamat this weekend (March 13th and 14th) intended to help these school leavers decide their future. Lecturers will be consultants there to help you choose your pathway based on your examination results. All you have to do is bring your examination results and your IC.

Or, if you can't wait to see what programs are eligible for you to apply, you can always click HERE. Print it, and bring it to the expo this weekend for consultation with the lecturers.

See you there :)

MITEK 2010

MITEK is here once again. In fact, it starts tomorrow!

Dear students, don't forget to attend

Minggu Terbuka Kolej (MITEK)

Date:

3 - 7 March 2010

Venue:

Dataran Seri Bendahara
UiTM Johor

Have fun! ^_^