Friday, July 30, 2010

IT Support

I found this cleverly written mash-up between relationship problems and IT Support in my e-mail so I wanted to share this with all of you. Enjoy! ^_^

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

3 comments:

Nad Kassim said...

omg!!! the "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" part just killed me!!!

nice one!

eh sir how thoughtful of you nak datang programme kitorang..datang tau.. bawak ramai2 k..thanks.

Ummul said...

Sir, I do re-blog this here! :)

Izuan said...

Nad:
Well, here's my favourite part: "In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly." Haha.

D'Trans often organize interesting events. Glad that I could do my part to help you guys ;)

Ummul:
I didn't write this. I just found it forwarded in my e-mail and I thought it was funny. I wish I knew who is the original writer so I could give credit to him/her.

 


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